[00:00.000] 作词 : EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Mike Betette/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore
[00:00.371] 作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Mike Betette/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore
[00:00.742]Epic Rap Battle Of History
[00:03.429]Alexander The Great
[00:05.333]VS
[00:06.413]Ivan The Terrible
[00:07.755]Begin
[00:08.539]Look alive,creme de la Kremlin's arriving,trying to serve Ivan
[00:11.467]No surviving,you're a land rover,I'm a land expander,here to hand you your first loss
[00:15.485]Alexander,I'll school you like Aristitle
[00:17.867]Smack you harder than you hit that bottle
[00:19.726]You're nothing but an overrated lush I'll crush ya
[00:21.616]I'm the first Tsar of all of the Russian
[00:23.765]You're an asshole with an anastole
[00:25.617]I'm heaven sent divine and holy
[00:27.493]So don't even try to approach the God
[00:29.366]Or you'll get a huge sack like Novgorod
[00:31.241]
[00:31.507]Hey fella,swell diss
[00:33.128]But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella pissed
[00:35.286]Stepping up's foolish as well as useless
[00:37.416]Little Vasilyevich let me spell out the list
[00:39.308]I brought foes to their knees in Phoenicia
[00:41.353]Breezed through Gaza to Giza
[00:42.953]Had the Balkans,Persia,Syria
[00:44.853]Iraq and Pakistan in my expansion pack
[00:47.005]While you died in the middle of a game of chess
[00:49.121]You got vodka bars
[00:50.203]Flavorless
[00:50.995]And what I'm about to spit
[00:52.064]Will be the craziest
[00:52.865]So go fix me a drink so I can stay refreshed
[00:55.006]Kudos!
[00:55.524]Greek for the glory I got
[00:56.883]From winning every single war that I fought
[00:58.169]So this will be straight forward
[00:59.529]I'll take up this sword that I brought
[01:00.804]And slice you in half like the Gordian knot
[01:02.633]And I'll soar to the top like the eagle who's feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
[01:05.834]As I swatted my many enemies shattered 'em like a porcelain pot
[01:08.538]And they'd be praying for the torture to stop
[01:10.678]But I would leave'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring until their vocal chords
[01:14.083]And I would holler Bucephalus!
[01:15.418]Hop on my horsey and trot
[01:16.485]I win Ivan I vanquish
[01:17.563]I'm an immortal you're not
[01:18.362]
[01:18.892]Enough!
[01:19.688]I don't stand a chance against your skills
[01:22.394]на зодровьe
[01:23.196]A drink to your victory
[01:25.063]Yes I will
[01:26.397]It seems no one can defeat me, I weep it's all so easy
[01:30.922]What's wrong?
[01:32.266]I feel a bit ...queasy
[01:34.416]Ha! You've been poisoned
[01:36.027]Oh,the pain is unbearable
[01:38.426]My stomach's riddled with holes
[01:40.285]Egh, I'm terrible
[01:42.146]There's no great who could defeat this Russian
[01:45.875]What about a flute busting Prussian?
[01:49.250]
[01:49.782]Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz!
[01:53.800]Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz!
[01:56.751]I'm Frederick the Great!
[01:57.822]Out the gate first servant of state
[01:59.172]Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straight
[02:01.032]I've got creative talents and battle malice
[02:02.923]Hard as steel on the field gentell in the palace
[02:05.078]Russian's ****ed up but no wonder why
[02:06.722]With yout tundras and taigas and bears
[02:08.051]Oh my
[02:08.519]I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes
[02:10.406]If i had to look at your troll face every night
[02:12.268]Now bring me my chair
[02:13.329]I'm weary form tearing you a new derriere from here to Red Square
[02:16.006]Fought a Seven Years' War
[02:17.067]I ain't scared of a tsar
[02:18.136]Cause beating you only took me twelve bars
[02:19.191]
[02:20.257]Oh,what a humiliating defeat
[02:23.748]I know when I am beat
[02:25.609]So of course, take a seat
[02:27.478]I'd keep ripping you to shreds but I'll take a break instead
[02:30.890]And just rest my little head
[02:32.782]Why don't you drop dead Fred
[02:40.211]My expectations were a lot higher
[02:42.869]But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote wire
[02:46.045]It's another great day and another great victory
[02:50.055]Cause no great can beat me
[02:51.920]What about me
[02:53.011]Pompey, Yeah!
[02:59.729]Macedonians, Prussians and Romans
[03:02.172]Those aren't worthy opponents
[03:03.961]It takes a Russian to take down a Russian
[03:05.856]I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a rodent
[03:07.999]How are you the head of our state
[03:09.265]When the state of your head was such a crazy one
[03:11.390]Suck sick shit going through your brain
[03:13.252]That you stuck a spike through your own son
[03:15.643]You're unbalanced like I unbalanced
[03:17.535]The European powers with the wars I waged
[03:19.393]I brought the Russian empire
[03:20.742]Straight out the olden days and right into the golden age
[03:23.126]I'm the boss bitch
[03:25.013]That you just can't meddle with
[03:27.392]This whole battle's like Alaska cause I settled it
[03:31.944]What a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
[03:35.165]Accept this gift Your Highness
[03:36.504]I hear you enjoy the saddle
[03:39.171]That horse story is a pile of shit
[03:41.313]Though i do keep 'em chomping at the bit
[03:43.194]But you're never gonna get it
[03:44.535]Nyet
[03:44.814]Couldn't spin in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
[03:46.690]I'm picking up where Peter the Great left off
[03:48.812]Bring sexy back to House Romanov
[03:51.204]So don't call me Queen I'm far more great
[03:52.534]Empress to Tsar 8 bitch
[03:54.135]Checkmate
[03:55.485]Who won?
[03:57.406]Who's next?
[03:59.294]You decide
[04:02.535]Epic Rap Battle of History

作词 : EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Mike Betette/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore
作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Mike Betette/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore
Epic Rap Battle Of History
Alexander The Great
VS
Ivan The Terrible
Begin
Look alive,creme de la Kremlin's arriving,trying to serve Ivan
No surviving,you're a land rover,I'm a land expander,here to hand you your first loss
Alexander,I'll school you like Aristitle
Smack you harder than you hit that bottle
You're nothing but an overrated lush I'll crush ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of the Russian
You're an asshole with an anastole
I'm heaven sent divine and holy
So don't even try to approach the God
Or you'll get a huge sack like Novgorod
Hey fella,swell diss
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella pissed
Stepping up's foolish as well as useless
Little Vasilyevich let me spell out the list
I brought foes to their knees in Phoenicia
Breezed through Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans,Persia,Syria
Iraq and Pakistan in my expansion pack
While you died in the middle of a game of chess
You got vodka bars
Flavorless
And what I'm about to spit
Will be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can stay refreshed
Kudos!
Greek for the glory I got
From winning every single war that I fought
So this will be straight forward
I'll take up this sword that I brought
And slice you in half like the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle who's feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies shattered 'em like a porcelain pot
And they'd be praying for the torture to stop
But I would leave'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring until their vocal chords
And I would holler Bucephalus!
Hop on my horsey and trot
I win Ivan I vanquish
I'm an immortal you're not
Enough!
I don't stand a chance against your skills
на зодровьe
A drink to your victory
Yes I will
It seems no one can defeat me, I weep it's all so easy
What's wrong?
I feel a bit ...queasy
Ha! You've been poisoned
Oh,the pain is unbearable
My stomach's riddled with holes
Egh, I'm terrible
There's no great who could defeat this Russian
What about a flute busting Prussian?
Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz!
Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz! Old Fritz!
I'm Frederick the Great!
Out the gate first servant of state
Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straight
I've got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field gentell in the palace
Russian's ****ed up but no wonder why
With yout tundras and taigas and bears
Oh my
I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If i had to look at your troll face every night
Now bring me my chair
I'm weary form tearing you a new derriere from here to Red Square
Fought a Seven Years' War
I ain't scared of a tsar
Cause beating you only took me twelve bars
Oh,what a humiliating defeat
I know when I am beat
So of course, take a seat
I'd keep ripping you to shreds but I'll take a break instead
And just rest my little head
Why don't you drop dead Fred
My expectations were a lot higher
But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote wire
It's another great day and another great victory
Cause no great can beat me
What about me
Pompey, Yeah!
Macedonians, Prussians and Romans
Those aren't worthy opponents
It takes a Russian to take down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a rodent
How are you the head of our state
When the state of your head was such a crazy one
Suck sick shit going through your brain
That you stuck a spike through your own son
You're unbalanced like I unbalanced
The European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire
Straight out the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch
That you just can't meddle with
This whole battle's like Alaska cause I settled it
What a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
Accept this gift Your Highness
I hear you enjoy the saddle
That horse story is a pile of shit
Though i do keep 'em chomping at the bit
But you're never gonna get it
Nyet
Couldn't spin in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great left off
Bring sexy back to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen I'm far more great
Empress to Tsar 8 bitch
Checkmate
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Epic Rap Battle of History