[00:00.000] 作词 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
[00:00.267] 作曲 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
[00:00.535]Good morning.
[00:01.925]Good morning.
[00:03.239](*Bad morning.*)
[00:04.410]Ugh...
[00:04.983]It's not raining again...
[00:06.943]Stupid sun...
[00:08.146](*There goes the sun.*)
[00:08.566]Why does everything around here have to be so bright and happy?
[00:12.231]At this rate, I'll *Never* be heartbreakingly tormented like my idols,
[00:16.128]Edgar Allen Poe, Vincent Price, and the editors of Gothic Goat magaziiine...
[00:20.951]...No! *Anyone* can be miserable!
[00:23.650]I just need to look on the *Dark* side of life!
[00:26.844]What an awful day...
[00:29.914]What an awful day to be alive.
[00:33.255]What an awful way...
[00:36.205]What an awful way to survive.
[00:38.815]The torment and despair,
[00:40.415]to know nobody cares,
[00:42.116]To know nobody knows I'm there...
[00:46.086]All alone in bed...
[00:49.089]All alone to ponder I'm alone.
[00:52.465]Laying on my head...
[00:55.418]Laying on my cursed throne.
[00:57.974]I'm sealed inside my tomb too far to exhume from the door all the way across the room...
[01:04.748]Drop The Gloom!
[01:05.899]Guuuuys!
[01:06.746]Aww, shut up!
[01:07.885]This door ain't that far!
[01:09.387]I use it all ze time!
[01:11.775]Don't let this dump be your graveyard...
[01:14.218]Or I'll squirt you with my slime!
[01:16.609]Such bland and vhiny gab you spout!
[01:18.954]You should give it a rest...
[01:21.310]Just bite your tongus and come on out!
[01:23.670]Stop acting fake depressed!
[01:27.048]Boo-Hoo!
[01:27.860]If you were actually sad...
[01:29.248]Boo-Hoo!
[01:30.098]We'd let you rest in your pad!
[01:31.598]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[01:33.247]But why fake feelin' bad?
[01:35.242]Womp Womp Wooomp...
[01:36.606]Boo-Hoo!
[01:37.402]'Cuz if you push us away...
[01:38.918]Boo-Hoo!
[01:39.923]Act like you don't vanna play...
[01:41.426]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[01:42.905]We might give up one day!
[01:44.563]So c'mon! whaddya say?
[01:46.219]I mean, I *Could* come out, but...
[01:48.699]No, my disgusting misery will ruin your fun...
[01:51.784]We're all disgusting, Baba...
[01:53.636]Zat's what being a Nightmare Critter's all about!
[01:56.245]That and messing with those fuzzy-wuzzy "Smiling Critters"...
[01:59.616]You should join us or somethin'...
[02:01.752]I don't deserve to...
[02:03.268]Welp, you heard her, creeper crew.
[02:05.029]Have fun, I'mma chill here.
[02:06.424]Oh no, you don't!
[02:07.487]Get outta my room and let me ruminate!
[02:09.010](*See you later, Allister Gator.*)
[02:09.939]Ugh...
[02:11.029]Stupid caring friends, trying to make me feel better...
[02:13.855]Think, Baba! How can I feel *Worse?*
[02:16.984]Wait... I've got it!
[02:19.081]What an awful pain...
[02:22.175]What an awful pain I'm sure to feel,
[02:25.604]Deep inside my vein...
[02:28.673]Deep inside my vein, cold steel,
[02:31.090]Will make a mighty hole out of my control piercing through my very soul...
[02:38.356]The needle tears my skin...
[02:41.336]Once a year when I get my flu shot,
[02:44.689]let the pain begin...
[02:47.752]Let the pain work in, remind me, of my darkest thoughts, of the hurt I've got,
[02:53.639]'tis my fate to sit, and bleed and rot...
[02:57.194]No, It's Not!
[02:58.335]Come oooon!
[02:59.490]You're tryin' too hard to feel sad!
[03:01.711]I can hear your desperate pleas...
[03:04.196]A little prick is not zat bad!
[03:06.411]Yeah, that's what folks call me!
[03:08.945]Don't make me drag you by the wrist!
[03:11.442]Grow up and leave your nest...
[03:13.676]I'm missing second lunch for this...
[03:16.208]Stop acting fake depressed!
[03:19.139]Boo-Hoo!
[03:20.230]If you were actually harmed...
[03:21.764]Boo-Hoo!
[03:22.695]By a bite on the arm...
[03:24.077]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[03:25.602]I would sound ze alarms!
[03:27.648]Womp Womp Wooomp...
[03:29.069]Boo-Hoo!
[03:29.950]But if you chase the appeal...
[03:31.371]Boo-Hoo!
[03:32.250]Of a pain you don't feel...
[03:33.669]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[03:35.388]You might get hurt for real!
[03:37.025]So skip the sad-sack spiel...
[03:38.747]But I *Always* get the shot!
[03:40.517]And it *Always* hurts for two whole seconds!
[03:43.225]How could *Anyone* cope with *Guaranteed* future pain?
[03:46.503]Why don't you just *Eat* your feelings?
[03:48.112]Or blams someone else?
[03:49.504]Or distract yourself vith juicy gossip?
[03:51.874]'Cuz I'm, uh...
[03:53.528]So sad, I can't even remember how to smile!
[03:56.697]Really?
[03:57.867]Yeeeeeeah?
[03:59.614]Welp, nothin' *We* can do about that.
[04:01.816]Later, Baba.
[04:02.708]Hmm, but what if...
[04:03.683](*Off you go, little Poe.*)
[04:04.483]Finally, some peace and quiet...
[04:07.031]I know, right?
[04:07.937]Get oooout!
[04:09.044](*So long, lay-downer—*)
[04:09.823](*Here comes the sun!*)
[04:11.527]Daaaauughh!
[04:12.811]The burning light, it stings!
[04:16.007]This creature of the night,
[04:19.008]Can't handle sunny things,
[04:22.313]That glimmer blinding bright!
[04:25.579]But it looks... kinda nice...
[04:28.625]There's lots of space to play...
[04:31.922]Maybe I'll roll the dice,
[04:34.912]And go outside today...
[04:38.867]Hey, Baba... I...
[04:40.272]*I* solved your problem!
[04:42.210]This way, *Fuzzy Wuzzies*...
[04:43.958]You didn't...
[04:45.129]Hiya, Baba!
[04:46.536]A little bird told me you needed some help smiling...
[04:49.056]So all of us came running!
[04:50.873]Well... *Almost* all of us...
[04:52.684]CatNap's at a doctor's appointment.
[04:54.481]He must've forgot his apple a day!
[04:56.186]Don't worry! Seven Smiling Critters is still enough to sing the smiling soooong!
[05:00.727]You *Didn't*!
[05:01.969]It's showtime, critter crew!
[05:04.081]Just smile!
[05:04.802]No!
[05:05.196]It's super cool!
[05:06.543]Just smile!
[05:07.035]Stop it!
[05:07.452]'Cos caring rules!
[05:08.381]Just smile!
[05:08.769]This stupid crap doesn't mean anything!
[05:09.411]Hop up with glee!
[05:10.268]Just smile!
[05:11.030]Just smile like me!
[05:11.580]It's just noise for babies!
[05:11.850]Just smile!
[05:12.777]Joy is an art!
[05:13.504]Just smile!
[05:14.174]Cut it out...
[05:14.232]It's really smart!
[05:15.032]Just smile!
[05:15.440]Cut it out!
[05:15.655]Eat happily!
[05:16.456]Just smile!
[05:16.714]Cut it out!!!!!!
[05:16.751]Just smile like me!
[05:17.550](*Baba Chops cuts it out.*)
[05:19.083]W-What? Did you just...?
[05:21.919]That's... that's red...
[05:23.659]Someone get me a bandage, stat!
[05:25.751]It's gonna be okay, DogDay...
[05:27.548]We'll go home and patch you up...
[05:29.344]Hey, Baba? S-Sorry, I couldn't... make you smile.
[05:36.004]I... I slashed a Smiling Critter! Hahah!
[05:40.479]Take *That*, ya doe-eyed doofuses!
[05:42.638]Great thinkin', Simon!
[05:44.113]That *Really* made... my... day?
[05:47.761]You split him open!
[05:49.760]I'd better spread the vord...
[05:51.335](*Rabie Baby flies to safety.*)
[05:51.907]What's wrong?
[05:53.095]We're the Nightmare Critters, remember?
[05:55.273]We do nasty stuff like this all the time!
[05:57.615]Nightmare Critters don't actually *Hurt* people!
[05:59.937]We just put boogers in their hair!
[06:01.735]Or steal garbage!
[06:03.444]Or eat 40 cakes!
[06:04.819]You're... dangerous!
[06:06.960]C'mon, guys! It's just a little papercut! That guy had it comin'.
[06:10.899]And I feel *Way* better now!
[06:12.992]Don't you wanna go... out... side?
[06:19.290]It's fine. It's fine!
[06:20.900]I'll stay in bed.
[06:22.540]I'm better off this way...
[06:25.679]I crossed the line!
[06:27.210]I lost my head.
[06:29.025]Now I don't have to play!
[06:32.079]I'm sad for real...
[06:33.769]*That's* how it feels?
[06:35.287]I never woulda guessed...
[06:38.182]I hope this kind of hurt can heal...
[06:43.230]I'm done acting fake... depressed.

作词 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
作曲 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
Good morning.
Good morning.
(*Bad morning.*)
Ugh...
It's not raining again...
Stupid sun...
(*There goes the sun.*)
Why does everything around here have to be so bright and happy?
At this rate, I'll *Never* be heartbreakingly tormented like my idols,
Edgar Allen Poe, Vincent Price, and the editors of Gothic Goat magaziiine...
...No! *Anyone* can be miserable!
I just need to look on the *Dark* side of life!
What an awful day...
What an awful day to be alive.
What an awful way...
What an awful way to survive.
The torment and despair,
to know nobody cares,
To know nobody knows I'm there...
All alone in bed...
All alone to ponder I'm alone.
Laying on my head...
Laying on my cursed throne.
I'm sealed inside my tomb too far to exhume from the door all the way across the room...
Drop The Gloom!
Guuuuys!
Aww, shut up!
This door ain't that far!
I use it all ze time!
Don't let this dump be your graveyard...
Or I'll squirt you with my slime!
Such bland and vhiny gab you spout!
You should give it a rest...
Just bite your tongus and come on out!
Stop acting fake depressed!
Boo-Hoo!
If you were actually sad...
Boo-Hoo!
We'd let you rest in your pad!
Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
But why fake feelin' bad?
Womp Womp Wooomp...
Boo-Hoo!
'Cuz if you push us away...
Boo-Hoo!
Act like you don't vanna play...
Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
We might give up one day!
So c'mon! whaddya say?
I mean, I *Could* come out, but...
No, my disgusting misery will ruin your fun...
We're all disgusting, Baba...
Zat's what being a Nightmare Critter's all about!
That and messing with those fuzzy-wuzzy "Smiling Critters"...
You should join us or somethin'...
I don't deserve to...
Welp, you heard her, creeper crew.
Have fun, I'mma chill here.
Oh no, you don't!
Get outta my room and let me ruminate!
(*See you later, Allister Gator.*)
Ugh...
Stupid caring friends, trying to make me feel better...
Think, Baba! How can I feel *Worse?*
Wait... I've got it!
What an awful pain...
What an awful pain I'm sure to feel,
Deep inside my vein...
Deep inside my vein, cold steel,
Will make a mighty hole out of my control piercing through my very soul...
The needle tears my skin...
Once a year when I get my flu shot,
let the pain begin...
Let the pain work in, remind me, of my darkest thoughts, of the hurt I've got,
'tis my fate to sit, and bleed and rot...
No, It's Not!
Come oooon!
You're tryin' too hard to feel sad!
I can hear your desperate pleas...
A little prick is not zat bad!
Yeah, that's what folks call me!
Don't make me drag you by the wrist!
Grow up and leave your nest...
I'm missing second lunch for this...
Stop acting fake depressed!
Boo-Hoo!
If you were actually harmed...
Boo-Hoo!
By a bite on the arm...
Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
I would sound ze alarms!
Womp Womp Wooomp...
Boo-Hoo!
But if you chase the appeal...
Boo-Hoo!
Of a pain you don't feel...
Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
You might get hurt for real!
So skip the sad-sack spiel...
But I *Always* get the shot!
And it *Always* hurts for two whole seconds!
How could *Anyone* cope with *Guaranteed* future pain?
Why don't you just *Eat* your feelings?
Or blams someone else?
Or distract yourself vith juicy gossip?
'Cuz I'm, uh...
So sad, I can't even remember how to smile!
Really?
Yeeeeeeah?
Welp, nothin' *We* can do about that.
Later, Baba.
Hmm, but what if...
(*Off you go, little Poe.*)
Finally, some peace and quiet...
I know, right?
Get oooout!
(*So long, lay-downer—*)
(*Here comes the sun!*)
Daaaauughh!
The burning light, it stings!
This creature of the night,
Can't handle sunny things,
That glimmer blinding bright!
But it looks... kinda nice...
There's lots of space to play...
Maybe I'll roll the dice,
And go outside today...
Hey, Baba... I...
*I* solved your problem!
This way, *Fuzzy Wuzzies*...
You didn't...
Hiya, Baba!
A little bird told me you needed some help smiling...
So all of us came running!
Well... *Almost* all of us...
CatNap's at a doctor's appointment.
He must've forgot his apple a day!
Don't worry! Seven Smiling Critters is still enough to sing the smiling soooong!
You *Didn't*!
It's showtime, critter crew!
Just smile!
No!
It's super cool!
Just smile!
Stop it!
'Cos caring rules!
Just smile!
This stupid crap doesn't mean anything!
Hop up with glee!
Just smile!
Just smile like me!
It's just noise for babies!
Just smile!
Joy is an art!
Just smile!
Cut it out...
It's really smart!
Just smile!
Cut it out!
Eat happily!
Just smile!
Cut it out!!!!!!
Just smile like me!
(*Baba Chops cuts it out.*)
W-What? Did you just...?
That's... that's red...
Someone get me a bandage, stat!
It's gonna be okay, DogDay...
We'll go home and patch you up...
Hey, Baba? S-Sorry, I couldn't... make you smile.
I... I slashed a Smiling Critter! Hahah!
Take *That*, ya doe-eyed doofuses!
Great thinkin', Simon!
That *Really* made... my... day?
You split him open!
I'd better spread the vord...
(*Rabie Baby flies to safety.*)
What's wrong?
We're the Nightmare Critters, remember?
We do nasty stuff like this all the time!
Nightmare Critters don't actually *Hurt* people!
We just put boogers in their hair!
Or steal garbage!
Or eat 40 cakes!
You're... dangerous!
C'mon, guys! It's just a little papercut! That guy had it comin'.
And I feel *Way* better now!
Don't you wanna go... out... side?
It's fine. It's fine!
I'll stay in bed.
I'm better off this way...
I crossed the line!
I lost my head.
Now I don't have to play!
I'm sad for real...
*That's* how it feels?
I never woulda guessed...
I hope this kind of hurt can heal...
I'm done acting fake... depressed.