[00:04.41]Wassup, wassup y'all
[00:06.72]LD aka Young D**k
[00:09.85]Had to make a track about smoking m*******a, man
[00:13.41]Every rapper got a track about smoking m*******a so I didn't really have a choice
[00:17.50]But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all
[00:20.88]It's like, it's like, it's like
[00:24.65]Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum mother****ers
[00:27.20]I'm with my team in this mother****er, and we all getting lit
[00:30.06]I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
[00:33.45]And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
[00:36.57]And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
[00:39.76]And the m*******a I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
[00:42.80]Getting real high
[00:43.91]Watching funny videos of Bill Nye
[00:46.07]Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
[00:49.36]Too High by Lil D**ky from So Hard by Bill Nye theme song playing in the background
[00:49.73]"Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..."
[00:53.03]Oh, my god... I forgot all about this crazy shit
[00:57.24]This ****ing shit is ****ing crazy... hahahaha...
[01:03.31]Holy shit..!
[01:05.70]Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..."
[01:09.53]Now I'm getting hungry than a mother****er
[01:11.47]Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
[01:14.08]Where'd I put that honey mustard
[01:15.89]Lookin all around the cupboard for that mother****er
[01:18.20]Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week
[01:21.68]How long do them thangs keep?
[01:24.22]Guess I better ask Jeeves
[01:25.26]Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow)
[01:28.28]Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
[01:31.40]The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
[01:33.03]Now ya man is ****ing
[01:35.39]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
[01:38.94]But I think I'm way too high
[01:41.45]And I ain't wanna come off like a b***h, so I took another hit
[01:44.99]But I think ma brains too fried
[01:47.18]And yeah I'm ****ing faded but I hate it
[01:49.70]I'm praying that I make it
[01:51.30]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
[01:53.92]I'm too blazed, it's too late
[01:55.84]To save my sexy ass from this shitty place, cause he too high
[01:59.74]Now I'm freakin out up in this shit
[02:01.34]Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
[02:03.55]So I bolted to the BR
[02:06.09]Consulted with the mirror
[02:07.47]Lil ****ing sexy please step up, you pathetic
[02:09.69]Cause the ****ing in you beating you
[02:11.45]Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma ****ing blue
[02:14.12]But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining ****ing something
[02:17.46]That pretty girl I'm ****ing
[02:18.91]Becoming my ****ing cousin, or mother or brother
[02:22.03]Or some other ****ing disgusting person
[02:23.85]Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
[02:26.57]I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
[02:29.60]So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
[02:32.61]Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
[02:35.84]Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
[02:38.78]Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
[02:42.06]How the **** a human being wanna **** a
[02:44.98]Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
[02:47.97]Man I'm high as ****
[02:49.08]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
[02:52.38]But I think I'm way too high
[02:55.58]And I ain't wanna come off like a b***h, so I took another hit
[02:58.95]But I think ma brains too fried
[03:01.44]And yeah I'm ****ing faded but I hate it
[03:06.17]I'm praying that I make it
[03:07.64]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
[03:10.03]I'm too blazed, it's too late
[03:11.77]To save my sexy ass from this shitty place, cause he too high
[03:16.28]Rock hard ****ing, cause I'm watching Katy Perry
[03:18.89]And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow)
[03:21.82]Damn, I ain't even got no candy
[03:24.85]So now I'm at the ****ing C store
[03:26.74]Where ya man be torn than a mother****er
[03:29.70]Peanut m&m's or a Twix
[03:31.18]Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
[03:34.90]Too High by Lil D**ky from So Hard by Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the ca***********e
[03:38.42]Homeland, ****er!
[03:39.70]S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the ****ing street
[03:43.37]Gotta wait until that mother****er's green
[03:46.22]Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
[03:49.27]Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
[03:53.60]Crafted a long text, took about an hour
[03:56.26]Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground
[03:59.41]Man I'm ****ing up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up
[04:02.50]This sucks I'm high as ****
[04:06.67]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
[04:10.40]But I think I'm way too high
[04:12.65]And I ain't wanna come off like a b***h, so I took another hit
[04:16.17]But I think ma brains too fried
[04:19.14]And yeah I'm ****ing faded but I hate it
[04:22.02]I'm praying that I make it
[04:23.20]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
[04:25.51]I'm too blazed, it's too late
[04:27.60]To save my sexy ass from this shitty place, cause he too high
[04:31.74]Oh my god
[04:34.00]This shittt is not fun, man
[04:36.66]I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass shittt
[04:39.54]Watching Lady Gaga
[04:41.31]I can't stop thinking about who the **** Alejandro is
[04:45.82]Who the **** is he?
[04:47.70]Jerking off, I came during the position change
[04:50.06]Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came
[04:53.16]Ain't nothing worse than that
[04:55.00]Nothing worse than that shittt, everybody knows that
[04:59.38]Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like
[05:02.39]When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do?
[05:06.12]Like, does it smile?
[05:08.65]Like, what does it do, does it show it's ****in'?
[05:12.09]It's something to think about
[05:14.86]Like it's doing something, and we can't see it
[05:19.49]So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing
[05:23.93]Because, if it's showing it's ****in', I'm tryna see that
[05:27.30]I bet the sun got a big ass d**k
[05:28.82]Alright, I gotta go to bed
[05:32.22]****in', I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse
[05:36.58]They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as ****in' by now
[05:39.49]I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard
[05:45.25]Goodnight
[05:46.80]

Wassup, wassup y'all
LD aka Young D**k
Had to make a track about smoking m*******a, man
Every rapper got a track about smoking m*******a so I didn't really have a choice
But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all
It's like, it's like, it's like
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum mother****ers
I'm with my team in this mother****er, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the m*******a I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of Bill Nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Too High by Lil D**ky from So Hard by Bill Nye theme song playing in the background
"Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..."
Oh, my god... I forgot all about this crazy shit
This ****ing shit is ****ing crazy... hahahaha...
Holy shit..!
Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..."
Now I'm getting hungry than a mother****er
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Where'd I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that mother****er
Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask Jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow)
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is ****ing
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a b***h, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm ****ing faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save my sexy ass from this shitty place, cause he too high
Now I'm freakin out up in this shit
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil ****ing sexy please step up, you pathetic
Cause the ****ing in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma ****ing blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining ****ing something
That pretty girl I'm ****ing
Becoming my ****ing cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other ****ing disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the **** a human being wanna **** a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as ****
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a b***h, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm ****ing faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save my sexy ass from this shitty place, cause he too high
Rock hard ****ing, cause I'm watching Katy Perry
And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow)
Damn, I ain't even got no candy
So now I'm at the ****ing C store
Where ya man be torn than a mother****er
Peanut m&m's or a Twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
Too High by Lil D**ky from So Hard by Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the ca***********e
Homeland, ****er!
S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the ****ing street
Gotta wait until that mother****er's green
Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground
Man I'm ****ing up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up
This sucks I'm high as ****
And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a b***h, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm ****ing faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save my sexy ass from this shitty place, cause he too high
Oh my god
This shittt is not fun, man
I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass shittt
Watching Lady Gaga
I can't stop thinking about who the **** Alejandro is
Who the **** is he?
Jerking off, I came during the position change
Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came
Ain't nothing worse than that
Nothing worse than that shittt, everybody knows that
Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like
When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do?
Like, does it smile?
Like, what does it do, does it show it's ****in'?
It's something to think about
Like it's doing something, and we can't see it
So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing
Because, if it's showing it's ****in', I'm tryna see that
I bet the sun got a big ass d**k
Alright, I gotta go to bed
****in', I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse
They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as ****in' by now
I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard
Goodnight