[00:20.425]It's a long way to Mukumbura
[00:23.935]It's a long way to jawl
[00:27.447]It's a long way from your hometown
[00:30.705]But you can have yourself a ball
[00:33.464]（With your mukkas）
[00:34.970]Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square
[00:41.743]It's a long, long way to Mukumbura
[00:45.253]And we're going up there to stir
[00:48.514]
[00:54.031]It's a long way to JOC Inyanga
[00:57.793]It's a long way, ek se
[01:01.304]It's a long way from Umtali
[01:04.566]But it's wide tar all the way
[01:07.324]（Well, nearly）
[01:08.829]Goodbye to the Cecil
[01:12.338]Hello the Mont Claire
[01:15.598]It's a long, long way to JOC Inyanga
[01:19.108]And the crowd's fighting there
[01:27.384]
[01:27.886]It's a long way to Kariba
[01:31.646]It's a long way to run
[01:34.908]It's a long way from Mukute
[01:38.420]But you can do it on your THUMB
[01:41.429]（With your FN）
[01:42.431]We love our Sergeant Major, when he drives it on RL
[01:49.204]When he takes us on the bush road It's just like going to
[01:55.474]（Heaven, I'm in Heaven）
[01:57.982]
[02:01.743]It's a long way to Llewelyn
[02:05.505]It's a long way on the train
[02:08.767]We can kwai it to the North Pole
[02:12.530]But they'd build one just the same
[02:15.288]The parade square
[02:16.791]We all dig the stoppies, haircuts and the graze
[02:23.307]And if we really scheme it's lekker when we start on our first phase
[02:29.828]
[02:32.085]（scheme：）
[02:35.630]For the Mortars
[02:37.884]“Action, disarm look again”
[02:43.147]“They're so loud”
[02:43.899]
[02:45.654]For the Blues
[02:46.907]“Changa to echo base
[02:47.910]Homing call required over”
[02:49.664]“Chopper coming”
[02:51.170]
[02:51.678]For the Instructors
[02:53.181]“One check your rear aperture
[02:54.684]Two move your wetty bars to the rear”
[02:56.688]
[02:57.690]For the Greys
[02:59.194]“You fool private the tails at the back”
[03:01.449]
[03:03.205]For Signals
[03:04.208]“Hello two this is one over
[03:05.963]Hello, one this is one too are you one two?”
[03:08.472]
[03:08.974]For the Medics
[03:09.726]“This water cannot be drunk until it has been passed by the M.O”
[03:12.483]
[03:14.236]For the Cops
[03:15.490]“No madam that’s not what we use Vickers for
[03:18.250]You want the pest control vehicle”
[03:19.503]
[03:20.756]For the RWS
[03:22.764]“Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind
[03:24.269]Whether to wear the green or blue eyeshadow
[03:26.525]To weapons training today”
[03:27.528]
[03:29.287]For the Techs
[03:30.787]“Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this keep
[03:33.044]As it should be kept
[03:34.296]The keep does not keep itself”
[03:35.802]
[03:37.056]For the Engineers
[03:38.560]“That’s not a flocculent
[03:39.563]You idiot that’s soap powder”
[03:41.068]
[03:43.577]It's a long way to Mukumbura
[03:47.084]It's a long way to jawl
[03:50.594]It's a long way from your home town
[03:54.103]But you can have yourself a ball
[03:56.861]（With your mukkas）
[03:58.115]Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square
[04:05.280]It's a long, long way to Mukumbura
[04:08.286]And we're going up there to stir
[04:16.061]
[04:17.815]Stir
[04:19.571]Stir
[04:21.325]Ensure
[04:23.080]Stir
[04:24.585]Ensure
[04:26.598]Stir
[04:28.353]Ensure
[04:30.111]Stir
[04:31.865]Ensure

It's a long way to Mukumbura
It's a long way to jawl
It's a long way from your hometown
But you can have yourself a ball
（With your mukkas）
Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square
It's a long, long way to Mukumbura
And we're going up there to stir
It's a long way to JOC Inyanga
It's a long way, ek se
It's a long way from Umtali
But it's wide tar all the way
（Well, nearly）
Goodbye to the Cecil
Hello the Mont Claire
It's a long, long way to JOC Inyanga
And the crowd's fighting there
It's a long way to Kariba
It's a long way to run
It's a long way from Mukute
But you can do it on your THUMB
（With your FN）
We love our Sergeant Major, when he drives it on RL
When he takes us on the bush road It's just like going to
（Heaven, I'm in Heaven）
It's a long way to Llewelyn
It's a long way on the train
We can kwai it to the North Pole
But they'd build one just the same
The parade square
We all dig the stoppies, haircuts and the graze
And if we really scheme it's lekker when we start on our first phase
（scheme：）
For the Mortars
“Action, disarm look again”
“They're so loud”
For the Blues
“Changa to echo base
Homing call required over”
“Chopper coming”
For the Instructors
“One check your rear aperture
Two move your wetty bars to the rear”
For the Greys
“You fool private the tails at the back”
For Signals
“Hello two this is one over
Hello, one this is one too are you one two?”
For the Medics
“This water cannot be drunk until it has been passed by the M.O”
For the Cops
“No madam that’s not what we use Vickers for
You want the pest control vehicle”
For the RWS
“Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind
Whether to wear the green or blue eyeshadow
To weapons training today”
For the Techs
“Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this keep
As it should be kept
The keep does not keep itself”
For the Engineers
“That’s not a flocculent
You idiot that’s soap powder”
It's a long way to Mukumbura
It's a long way to jawl
It's a long way from your home town
But you can have yourself a ball
（With your mukkas）
Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square
It's a long, long way to Mukumbura
And we're going up there to stir
Stir
Stir
Ensure
Stir
Ensure
Stir
Ensure
Stir
Ensure