[00:00.00] 作词 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.00]MAX:
[00:00.10]Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom
[00:03.70]It's so simple!
[00:04.86]Step One! We find the worst play ever written
[00:07.50]Step Two! We hire the worst director in town
[00:09.90]Step Three! I raise two million dollars
[00:12.70]LEO:
[00:12.80]Two?
[00:13.12]MAX:
[00:13.22]Yes! One for me, one for you
[00:14.89]There's a lot of little old ladies out there
[00:17.00]Step Four!
[00:18.20]We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway!
[00:20.78]And before you can say step five
[00:22.54]We close on Broadway
[00:24.35]Take our two million and go to Rio!
[00:26.57]LEO:
[00:26.67]Rio?! Nah, that'd never work
[00:28.28]MAX:
[00:28.38]Oh ye of little faith
[00:32.11]What did Lewis say to Clark
[00:33.69]When everything looked bleak?
[00:36.11]What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing
[00:37.85]As they struggled toward Everest peak?
[00:41.08]What did Washington say to his troops
[00:42.90]As they crossed the Delaware?
[00:45.28]I'm sure you're well aware...
[00:49.12]LEO:
[00:49.22]What'd they say?
[00:51.24]MAX:
[00:51.34]We. Can. Do it.
[00:54.90]We can do it
[00:56.69]We can do it, me and you
[01:01.24]We can do it
[01:03.05]We can do it
[01:05.13]We can make our dreams come true
[01:08.45]Everything you've ever wanted
[01:11.70]Is just waiting to be had
[01:15.30]Beautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls
[01:18.58]Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad
[01:22.16]LEO:
[01:22.26]No!
[01:23.41]MAX:
[01:23.51]Bloom! Bloom, wait a minute now...
[01:26.34]Hear me out, just think about it!
[01:29.35]We can do it,
[01:31.00]We can do it
[01:32.50]This is not the time to shirk!
[01:35.75]We can do it
[01:37.37]You won't rue it
[01:38.90]Say goodbye to petty clerk.
[01:42.20]Hi Producer
[01:43.89]Yes, Producer
[01:45.45]I mean you, sir, go berserk!
[01:49.00]We can do it,
[01:50.58]We can do it
[01:52.19]And I know it's gonna work!
[01:56.49]Whadaya say, Bloom?
[01:58.65]LEO:
[01:58.75]What do I say
[02:00.53]Finally, a chance to be a Broadway producer
[02:04.14]What do I say
[02:05.58]Finally, a chance to make my dreams come true, sir
[02:09.25]What do I say
[02:10.81]What do I say
[02:12.28]Here's what I say to you, sir...
[02:17.13]I can't do it
[02:19.27]I can't do it
[02:21.04]I can't do it, that's not me
[02:24.46]I'm a loser
[02:26.08]I'm a coward
[02:27.55]I'm a chicken, don't you see?
[02:31.02]When it comes to wooing women
[02:34.00]There's a few things that I lack
[02:37.62]Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
[02:40.86]Chasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack!
[02:45.35]MAX:
[02:45.45]Why, you miserable, cowardly wretched little caterpillar!
[02:49.86]Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?
[02:53.00]Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?
[02:57.13]LEO:
[02:57.23]No!
[03:01.89]MAX: We can do it,
[03:02.60]LEO: Mr. Bialystock
[03:03.51]MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please stop this song you've got me wrong)
[03:05.13]MAX: We can grab that holy grail
[03:05.38]LEO: I'll say "so long" I'm not as strong a person as you think
[03:08.01]MAX: We can do it
[03:08.81]LEO: Mr. Bialystock
[03:09.77]MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please take a look, I'm not a crook)
[03:11.04]MAX: Drink champagne, not ginger ale!
[03:11.54]LEO: I'm just a schmuck, the bottom line is that
[03:13.73]I say!
[03:14.39]MAX: Come on, Leo
[03:14.90]LEO: I can't do it...
[03:16.03]MAX: Can't you see-o...
[03:17.63]LEO: You see Rio, I see jail!
[03:21.62]Driver stop! Here!
[03:28.70]MAX: We can do it!
[03:30.25]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:31.90]MAX: We can do it!
[03:33.40]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:35.16]MAX: We can do it!
[03:35.90]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:36.70]MAX: We can do it!
[03:37.50]LEO: I can't do it!
[03:38.51]MAX: We can...
[03:38.64]LEO: I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it
[03:41.72]'Cos I know, it's gonna fail
[03:46.70]MAX: Fail? How can it miss
[03:48.15]All you need is a little courage!
[03:49.50]Bloom, don't you realize
[03:50.83]There's a lot more to you than there is to you?

作词 : Mel Brooks
作曲 : Mel Brooks
MAX:
Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom
It's so simple!
Step One! We find the worst play ever written
Step Two! We hire the worst director in town
Step Three! I raise two million dollars
LEO:
Two?
MAX:
Yes! One for me, one for you
There's a lot of little old ladies out there
Step Four!
We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway!
And before you can say step five
We close on Broadway
Take our two million and go to Rio!
LEO:
Rio?! Nah, that'd never work
MAX:
Oh ye of little faith
What did Lewis say to Clark
When everything looked bleak?
What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing
As they struggled toward Everest peak?
What did Washington say to his troops
As they crossed the Delaware?
I'm sure you're well aware...
LEO:
What'd they say?
MAX:
We. Can. Do it.
We can do it
We can do it, me and you
We can do it
We can do it
We can make our dreams come true
Everything you've ever wanted
Is just waiting to be had
Beautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls
Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad
LEO:
No!
MAX:
Bloom! Bloom, wait a minute now...
Hear me out, just think about it!
We can do it,
We can do it
This is not the time to shirk!
We can do it
You won't rue it
Say goodbye to petty clerk.
Hi Producer
Yes, Producer
I mean you, sir, go berserk!
We can do it,
We can do it
And I know it's gonna work!
Whadaya say, Bloom?
LEO:
What do I say
Finally, a chance to be a Broadway producer
What do I say
Finally, a chance to make my dreams come true, sir
What do I say
What do I say
Here's what I say to you, sir...
I can't do it
I can't do it
I can't do it, that's not me
I'm a loser
I'm a coward
I'm a chicken, don't you see?
When it comes to wooing women
There's a few things that I lack
Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
Chasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack!
MAX:
Why, you miserable, cowardly wretched little caterpillar!
Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?
Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?
LEO:
No!
MAX: We can do it,
LEO: Mr. Bialystock
MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please stop this song you've got me wrong)
MAX: We can grab that holy grail
LEO: I'll say "so long" I'm not as strong a person as you think
MAX: We can do it
LEO: Mr. Bialystock
MAX: We can do it (LEO:Please take a look, I'm not a crook)
MAX: Drink champagne, not ginger ale!
LEO: I'm just a schmuck, the bottom line is that
I say!
MAX: Come on, Leo
LEO: I can't do it...
MAX: Can't you see-o...
LEO: You see Rio, I see jail!
Driver stop! Here!
MAX: We can do it!
LEO: I can't do it!
MAX: We can do it!
LEO: I can't do it!
MAX: We can do it!
LEO: I can't do it!
MAX: We can do it!
LEO: I can't do it!
MAX: We can...
LEO: I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it
'Cos I know, it's gonna fail
MAX: Fail? How can it miss
All you need is a little courage!
Bloom, don't you realize
There's a lot more to you than there is to you?