[00:09.980]Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical
[00:13.690]Science in the home
[00:17.360]Late nights all alone with a test tube
[00:21.440]Oh, oh, oh, oh
[00:24.960]Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
[00:28.970]Calls her on the phone
[00:32.560]"Can I take you out to the pictures
[00:36.450]Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
[00:40.310]But as she's getting ready to go
[00:43.850]A knock comes on the door
[00:47.720]Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:51.220]Came down upon her head
[00:55.240]Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:58.740]Made sure that she was dead
[01:10.560]Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
[01:14.180]Teacher gets annoyed
[01:18.020]Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
[01:21.800]Sce, e, e, ene
[01:25.650]She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
[01:29.480]So he waits behind
[01:33.230]Writing 50 times "I must not be
[01:36.960]So, o, o, o"
[01:40.710]But when she turns her back on the boy
[01:44.510]He creeps up from behind
[01:48.290]Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:51.700]Came down upon her head
[01:55.650]Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:59.050]Made sure that she was dead
[02:25.840]P. C. 31 said, "We caught a dirty one."
[02:29.220]Maxwell stands alone
[02:32.940]Painting testimonial pictures
[02:36.610]Oh, oh, oh, oh
[02:40.230]Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
[02:44.090]Say he must go free
[02:49.600]The judge does not agree and he tells them
[02:51.460]So, o, o, o
[02:55.130]But as the words are leaving his lips
[02:58.780]A noise comes from behind
[03:02.840]Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[03:06.030]Came down upon his head
[03:10.180]Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[03:13.210]Made sure he was dead

Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be
So, o, o, o"
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
P. C. 31 said, "We caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure he was dead