[00:00.00] 作词 : Alex Goose/Bill Petti/Bruce Balzer/Craig Michael Balzer/Rivers Cuomo
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Alex Goose/Bill Petti/Bruce Balzer/Craig Michael Balzer/Rivers Cuomo
[00:04.26]The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
[00:07.64]Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
[00:11.39]In the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade
[00:14.39]And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
[00:18.30]To employ your testosterone
[00:20.22]In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
[00:25.12]And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts
[00:28.59]Bruises and scrapes
[00:29.58]And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
[00:32.47]And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
[00:36.07]She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
[00:40.64]And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
[00:43.95]And that's why you
[00:45.21]Thank God for girls
[00:47.58]
[00:49.93]Holla Jesu Christe
[00:51.42]
[00:52.23]From Tennessee to LA
[00:54.01]
[00:54.56]Thank God for girls
[00:57.89]
[01:00.00]On your reckoning day
[01:01.86]
[01:02.40]You better bow down and pray
[01:04.73]She's so big
[01:05.72]
[01:07.13]She's so strong
[01:08.18]
[01:09.66]She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[01:14.39]
[01:15.02]Thank God for girls
[01:18.22]
[01:19.82]Thank God for girls
[01:20.87]
[01:22.14]Thank God for girls
[01:23.43]
[01:25.90]I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though
[01:28.95]She isn't mine
[01:30.16]
[01:30.82]I think about her all the day
[01:32.55]And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive
[01:35.28]She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
[01:38.43]The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act
[01:41.10]I wish that I could get to know her better
[01:42.92]But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
[01:46.05]I carved her name into all the trees
[01:47.97]
[01:48.49]Sang a song down on one knee
[01:51.08]Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like
[01:54.27]When I was 14
[01:55.50]
[01:56.09]I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
[01:59.77]
[02:00.56]I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate
[02:02.38]On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
[02:05.46]Thank God for girls
[02:08.72]
[02:10.64]Holla Jesu Christe
[02:12.34]
[02:13.11]From Tennessee to LA
[02:14.83]
[02:15.44]Thank God for girls
[02:18.66]
[02:20.88]On your reckoning day
[02:22.63]
[02:23.15]You better bow down and pray
[02:25.52]She's so big
[02:26.39]
[02:28.01]She's so strong
[02:29.04]
[02:30.51]She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[02:35.35]
[02:35.87]Thank God for girls
[02:38.96]
[02:40.44]Thank God for girls
[02:41.64]
[02:42.77]Thank God for girls
[02:44.09]
[02:46.48]God took a rib from Adam
[02:48.14]
[02:48.86]Ground it up in a centrifuge machine
[02:51.87]Mixed it with cardamom and cloves
[02:54.09]Microwaved it on the popcorn setting
[02:56.34]While Adam was like that really hurts
[02:59.78]Going off into the tundra so pissed at God
[03:03.12]
[03:03.74]And he started lighting minor forest fires
[03:05.89]Stealing osprey eggs
[03:07.22]Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
[03:10.60]Until God said Ima smite you with loneliness
[03:14.09]And break your heart in two
[03:15.80]
[03:16.62]And Adam wept and wailed
[03:18.31]
[03:19.02]Tearing out his hair falling on his knees
[03:23.47]Looked to the sky and said
[03:25.38]
[03:26.48]Thank God

作词 : Alex Goose/Bill Petti/Bruce Balzer/Craig Michael Balzer/Rivers Cuomo
作曲 : Alex Goose/Bill Petti/Bruce Balzer/Craig Michael Balzer/Rivers Cuomo
The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
In the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade
And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
To employ your testosterone
In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts
Bruises and scrapes
And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
And that's why you
Thank God for girls
Holla Jesu Christe
From Tennessee to LA
Thank God for girls
On your reckoning day
You better bow down and pray
She's so big
She's so strong
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
Thank God for girls
Thank God for girls
Thank God for girls
I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though
She isn't mine
I think about her all the day
And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive
She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act
I wish that I could get to know her better
But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
I carved her name into all the trees
Sang a song down on one knee
Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like
When I was 14
I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate
On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
Thank God for girls
Holla Jesu Christe
From Tennessee to LA
Thank God for girls
On your reckoning day
You better bow down and pray
She's so big
She's so strong
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
Thank God for girls
Thank God for girls
Thank God for girls
God took a rib from Adam
Ground it up in a centrifuge machine
Mixed it with cardamom and cloves
Microwaved it on the popcorn setting
While Adam was like that really hurts
Going off into the tundra so pissed at God
And he started lighting minor forest fires
Stealing osprey eggs
Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
Until God said Ima smite you with loneliness
And break your heart in two
And Adam wept and wailed
Tearing out his hair falling on his knees
Looked to the sky and said
Thank God