[00:01.84]The Opener -Jonny Diaz
[00:07.484]Ladies and gents well I take no offense
[00:10.540]No I'm not who you're here to see
[00:14.44]And it won't be long till the headliner's on
[00:17.276]And then you'll be done with me
[00:21.204]So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name
[00:24.708]Or a single song of mine
[00:27.564]And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby
[00:31.688]But I'd go now while there's still time
[00:35.96]'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time
[00:38.600]Maybe four tracks or five at best
[00:42.48]So I play only songs that I hope make you long
[00:45.800]To go out and buy the rest
[00:49.400]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless
[00:52.856]'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid
[00:56.792]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table
[01:00.76]Telling you about my myspace
[01:09.287]Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face
[01:12.653]That the reason I'm here tonight
[01:16.55]Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong
[01:19.375]Without the opening I provide
[01:23.199]But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space
[01:27.127]Because it's just me and my guitar
[01:30.47]So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone
[01:33.87]So I'll just have to whistle that part
[01:51.703]Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time
[01:55.287]Maybe four tracks or five at best
[01:58.663]So I play only songs that I hope make you long
[02:02.311]To go out and buy the rest
[02:05.855]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless
[02:09.447]Did I mention I'm not getting paid
[02:13.271]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table
[02:16.903]And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me
[02:20.287]To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date
[02:24.103]Well I better stop now before you tune me out
[02:29.211]But don't forget about my myspace

The Opener -Jonny Diaz
Ladies and gents well I take no offense
No I'm not who you're here to see
And it won't be long till the headliner's on
And then you'll be done with me
So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name
Or a single song of mine
And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby
But I'd go now while there's still time
'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time
Maybe four tracks or five at best
So I play only songs that I hope make you long
To go out and buy the rest
And it is okay if I choose to be shameless
'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid
So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table
Telling you about my myspace
Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face
That the reason I'm here tonight
Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong
Without the opening I provide
But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space
Because it's just me and my guitar
So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone
So I'll just have to whistle that part
Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time
Maybe four tracks or five at best
So I play only songs that I hope make you long
To go out and buy the rest
And it is okay if I choose to be shameless
Did I mention I'm not getting paid
So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table
And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me
To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date
Well I better stop now before you tune me out
But don't forget about my myspace