[00:05.010]Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
[00:08.300]Shaves in the dark
[00:10.070]Trying to save paper
[00:13.760]Sleeps in a hole in the road
[00:18.260]Savin' up to buy some clothes
[00:22.920]Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
[00:26.830]Such a mean old man
[00:31.310]Such a mean old man
[00:36.640]His sister shelly works in the shop
[00:39.950]She never stops, she's a go getter
[00:45.780]Takes him out to look at the queen
[00:49.950]The only place that he's ever been
[00:54.710]Always shouts out something obscene
[00:58.530]He's such a dirty old man
[01:03.060]Such as dirty old man
[01:08.150]Mean Mr. Mustard
[01:10.930]Such a dirty dirty
[01:12.720]Mean Mr. mustard
[01:15.700]Such a dirty dirty mean Mr. mustard
[01:26.940]Mean Mr. Mustard
[01:28.430]Sleep in the park
[01:30.020]Shaves in the dark
[01:31.930]Trying to save paper
[01:36.370]Sleeps in a hole in the road
[01:40.600]Savin' up to buy some clothes
[01:45.460]Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
[01:49.500]He's such a mean old man
[01:55.180]Such a mean old man

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Savin' up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister shelly works in the shop
She never stops, she's a go getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
The only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
He's such a dirty old man
Such as dirty old man
Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty dirty
Mean Mr. mustard
Such a dirty dirty mean Mr. mustard
Mean Mr. Mustard
Sleep in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Savin' up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
He's such a mean old man
Such a mean old man