[00:00.000] 作词 : Marc Shaiman
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman
[00:09.247]A studio executive has no beliefs
[00:13.343]That's the way of a studio system
[00:18.480]We bow to every rear of all the studio chiefs
[00:22.541]And you can bet your ass we've kissed 'em
[00:27.975]Even the birds in the hollywood hills
[00:32.001]Know the secret to our success
[00:36.487]It's those magical words that pay the bills:
[00:41.080]Yes, yes, yes, and yes
[00:52.476]Gentlemen! take a memo.
[00:56.438]Today the trades are all aglow
[00:57.860]With grosses for our miss monroe
[00:59.625]The things those vermin mustn't know
[01:01.375]Is what she puts us through
[01:03.063]She makes directors wait all day
[01:04.766]One line per hour is all she'll say
[01:06.641]And still, she thinks we're gonna pay
[01:08.093]She needs a talking to
[01:09.781]Tomatoes like her must be put in their place
[01:13.015]If she don't shape up soon, she'll soon be walking
[01:16.234]'cause the buck stops with me
[01:18.231](Yes you're right, we agree!)
[01:20.297]Uh, don't say yes until i finish talking
[01:22.702]She's got them all tied up in knots
[01:25.406]Makes each producer faint in plots
[01:27.265]She thinks she's queen and calls the shots
[01:29.126]As she sits on a throne
[01:30.452]She needs to learn she's only skin
[01:32.296]The next girl's waiting for a spin
[01:33.984]I made a star of rin tin tin and paid him with a bone
[01:37.013]Tomatoes like her
[01:38.924]Well, they're easy to find
[01:40.482]We throw them out as soon as they start squacking
[01:43.686]So, get me some younger dish
[01:45.529](We concur, as you wish!)
[01:47.326]Hey! don't say yes until I finish talking
[01:50.248]And while you got me on a roll
[01:52.655]Let's find a role for nat king cole
[01:54.436]Tell Lankowitz his script is trite
[01:56.281]A little lower, to the right
[01:58.140]I think that Brando is mis-cast
[01:59.889]That television just won't last
[02:01.188]That i'm the kind of hollywood
[02:03.219](All hail the king!)
[02:04.422]Oh, that feels good
[02:05.453]Which brings me back to that dumb blonde
[02:06.641]To her demands, i now respond
[02:08.359]Some buy her act, but i'm not conned
[02:10.094]You better fall in line
[02:11.313]You're two bazooms and nuts to boot
[02:13.406]I'll keep you in a bathing suit
[02:15.157]When you stop bringing in the loot
[02:16.938]Well, go back to the vine
[02:18.374]Tomatoes like you
[02:19.688]They all whither and die
[02:21.783]My powers, though, will never be diminished
[02:24.360]So don't bring me to my boiling point
[02:27.251]You're just a broad, I own the joint
[02:29.032]I'm in control, you're just a face
[02:30.547]So allow me to cut to the chase
[02:32.282]I'll make another movie star
[02:34.053]Can someone light my damn cigar?
[02:35.751]And then say"yes"
[02:36.711]Cause yes, men
[02:37.242]I'm finished
[02:38.681](Yes!)

作词 : Marc Shaiman
作曲 : Marc Shaiman
A studio executive has no beliefs
That's the way of a studio system
We bow to every rear of all the studio chiefs
And you can bet your ass we've kissed 'em
Even the birds in the hollywood hills
Know the secret to our success
It's those magical words that pay the bills:
Yes, yes, yes, and yes
Gentlemen! take a memo.
Today the trades are all aglow
With grosses for our miss monroe
The things those vermin mustn't know
Is what she puts us through
She makes directors wait all day
One line per hour is all she'll say
And still, she thinks we're gonna pay
She needs a talking to
Tomatoes like her must be put in their place
If she don't shape up soon, she'll soon be walking
'cause the buck stops with me
(Yes you're right, we agree!)
Uh, don't say yes until i finish talking
She's got them all tied up in knots
Makes each producer faint in plots
She thinks she's queen and calls the shots
As she sits on a throne
She needs to learn she's only skin
The next girl's waiting for a spin
I made a star of rin tin tin and paid him with a bone
Tomatoes like her
Well, they're easy to find
We throw them out as soon as they start squacking
So, get me some younger dish
(We concur, as you wish!)
Hey! don't say yes until I finish talking
And while you got me on a roll
Let's find a role for nat king cole
Tell Lankowitz his script is trite
A little lower, to the right
I think that Brando is mis-cast
That television just won't last
That i'm the kind of hollywood
(All hail the king!)
Oh, that feels good
Which brings me back to that dumb blonde
To her demands, i now respond
Some buy her act, but i'm not conned
You better fall in line
You're two bazooms and nuts to boot
I'll keep you in a bathing suit
When you stop bringing in the loot
Well, go back to the vine
Tomatoes like you
They all whither and die
My powers, though, will never be diminished
So don't bring me to my boiling point
You're just a broad, I own the joint
I'm in control, you're just a face
So allow me to cut to the chase
I'll make another movie star
Can someone light my damn cigar?
And then say"yes"
Cause yes, men
I'm finished
(Yes!)